有個(gè)粘人男朋友是什么體驗(yàn)？

1.感覺(jué)自己多了一個(gè)兒子。

I feel like I have a son.

2.每天要抱抱N次。

Hold it n times a day.

3.撒嬌賣萌是常態(tài)。

It's normal to be coquettish and cute.

4.分開(kāi)一小時(shí)仿佛過(guò)去了一個(gè)世紀(jì)。

An hour apart seems like a century.

5.在外高冷，回家秒變502。

When it's cold outside, it's 502 seconds to go home.

6.有時(shí)候真想把他賣了，有時(shí)候又有想保護(hù)他的沖動(dòng)。

Sometimes I really want to sell him, sometimes I want to protect him.

7.晚上粘著你不讓你睡覺(jué)，要陪他玩耍。

Stick to you at night, don't let you sleep, play with him.

8.你想靜靜的時(shí)候，感覺(jué)他就像一只蒼蠅，一沖動(dòng)真想拍死他。

When you want to be quiet, you feel like a fly. You want to beat him to death.

9.生氣時(shí)連哄你都那么粘人，有時(shí)候說(shuō)不生氣不是因?yàn)檎娴牟簧鷼饬?，而是覺(jué)得他太煩了。

Angry even coax you are so sticky, sometimes say not angry not because really not angry, but feel that he is too tired.

10.倆個(gè)人在一起的時(shí)候，手就沒(méi)有老實(shí)過(guò)。

When two people are together, their hands are not honest.

11.不在一起的時(shí)候以為終于解放了，可是還要開(kāi)著視頻睡覺(jué)，我的媽呀。

When I am not together, I think I am finally liberated, but I still have to sleep with the video on. My God.

12.分開(kāi)一倆天覺(jué)得好自由好嗨啊，時(shí)間久了，總覺(jué)得缺點(diǎn)什么，真是犯賤啊。

Separated for a day or two, I feel free and good. Hi, after a long time, I always feel that there are some shortcomings. It's really mean.

13.有時(shí)候嫌他煩讓他滾，開(kāi)始生氣的滾開(kāi)了，不到十分鐘，自己又屁顛屁顛的回來(lái)了，說(shuō)要抱抱，我的心臟啊。

sometimes I hate him to get rid of him and start to get angry. In less than 10 minutes, I came back again and said to hug my heart.

14.你們說(shuō)有個(gè)粘人的男朋友到底是好還是壞，我現(xiàn)在也蒙圈了。

You said that it is good or bad to have a clingy boyfriend. I'm in the dark now.

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