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一、我的情緒大致可以分為四類:吃太多，睡太多，想太多，花太多

My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much

二、到了一定的年齡，還是喜歡頭發(fā)被風(fēng)起來的感覺，主要是因?yàn)橹挥性诖档臅r(shí)候，我才覺得它還在

At a certain age, I still like the feeling of my hair being blown up by the wind, mainly because I only think it is still there when it is blowing

三、你們?cè)u(píng)論別人說說怎么不評(píng)論我啊，是不是不好意思跟美女近距離接觸.

You comment on others and say why you don't comment on me. Are you embarrassed to get close to the beauty.

四、你能不能，去偷你對(duì)象的錢，請(qǐng)我喝杯芋泥啵啵奶茶

Can you, uh, steal your date's money and buy me a cup of mashed milk tea

五、山有木兮木有枝，冰鎮(zhèn)西瓜吃不吃

There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees. Do you want iced watermelons?

六、男朋友不用多，有三五個(gè)真心的就好了

There aren't many boyfriends, just three to five sincerely

七、人生就像憤怒的小鳥 當(dāng)你失敗時(shí) 總有幾只豬在笑

Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing

八、真希望自己口袋里的錢相愛，然后生很多寶寶

I wish I could fall in love with the money in my pocket and have many babies.

九、分手后想前任是因?yàn)榇竽X和現(xiàn)實(shí)有時(shí)差

After breaking up, I think my ex is because the brain and reality are sometimes jet lag

十、我懷疑宇宙悄悄攔截了有人愛我的信號(hào)

I suspect that the universe is quietly intercepting the signal that someone loves me.

十一、想偷一個(gè)男孩子的心回家 但是他不同意 所以我沒經(jīng)過他允許 偷了他的家

Trying to steal a boy's heart and go home, but he wouldn't let me, so I stole his home without his permission

十二、不努力的女生 會(huì)有買不完的地?cái)傌? 逛不完的菜市場(chǎng) 努力的女生你就沒時(shí)間逛地?cái)? 因?yàn)槟阒荒芗影嘟型赓u逛淘寶

Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls. Girls who can't finish shopping in the vegetable market. You don't have time to go to the stalls because you can only work overtime to order takeaways to go to Taobao

十三、失敗是成功之母 成功之父是誰呢？向我轉(zhuǎn)賬十塊錢你就是成功支付

Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer ten dollars to me and you will pay successfully

十四、十幾歲就出來掙錢 從一無所有發(fā)展到身無分文 再從身無分文拼搏到負(fù)債累累 這就是我 不一樣的煙火

As a teenager, I went out to earn money, from nothing to nothing, from nothing to struggle to debt. This is my different fireworks.

十五、年輕人嘛現(xiàn)在沒錢算什么 以后沒錢的日子還多著呢

Young man, what's no money now? There's plenty of days to go

十六、我和別人不同 能用錢解決的問題我從來不用錢解決 因?yàn)槲腋緵]錢

I'm different from other people. I can solve problems with money. I never solve problems with money because I don't have any money

十七、如果你愿意一層一層一層的剝開我的心 你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn) 里面有糖葫蘆 餅干 草莓糖 巧克力 薯片 牛奶 奶糖 亂七八糟的 就是沒有你

If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find sugar gourd biscuits, strawberry candy, chocolate chips, milk and milk candy in a mess without you.

十八、處對(duì)象 送海邊別墅一套 蘭博一輛 勞斯萊斯一輛 以后每賽季榮耀榜一 等我再喝多點(diǎn)把世界送你

I will send you a villa by the sea, a Rambo, a Rolls Royce and a Glory List every season as soon as I drink more.

十九、好想談一場(chǎng)你媽媽拿著一千萬讓我離開你的戀愛

I really want to talk about a love that your mother took ten million dollars to let me leave you.

二十、真羨慕你們?cè)谂笥讶π愣鲪鄣? 畢竟我和肖戰(zhàn)不能公開

I really envy you for showing your love in the circle of friends. After all, Sean Xiao and I can't be public.

二十一、有人告訴我這個(gè)世界上沒有比感情更復(fù)雜的東西了 我啪的一聲 一本數(shù)學(xué)書咋他臉上了

Someone told me there's nothing more complicated in the world than feelings. I snapped a math book on his face

二十二、收對(duì)象 收破對(duì)象 收不用的對(duì)象 拿對(duì)象換盆 換鍋 換菜刀

Receive the object to break the object that the object does not need to take the object to change the pot and change the kitchen knife

二十三、這輩子沒什么野心 就想發(fā)個(gè)財(cái)而已

I have no ambition in my life and just want to make a fortune.

二十四、多個(gè)朋友多條路 多個(gè)靚仔多個(gè)家

Many friends, many roads, many beautiful people, many homes

二十五、終于知道為什么我的腳總是冰冷的了 因?yàn)橥乳L 供血不足 這就是高冷吧

Finally know why my feet are always cold, because the leg is not enough blood supply, this is the high cold bar

二十六、我叫中國，你叫移動(dòng)，因?yàn)橹袊苿?dòng)

My name is China, your name is mobile, because China mobile

二十七、每天看著不同口味的安眠藥在講臺(tái)上走來走去

Watching different flavors of sleeping pills walk up and down the podium every day

二十八、我的口紅實(shí)在太不爭(zhēng)氣了 每天只知道沾杯什么時(shí)候才能沾一下小哥哥的嘴

My lipstick is so disappointing that I only know when I can touch my little brother's mouth every day

二十九、我的微信好像壞掉了，怎么收不到小哥哥的消息

My WeChat seems to be broken. Why can't I get any news from my little brother?

三十、你好像我一個(gè)朋友 叫男朋友

You look like a friend of mine named boyfriend

三十一、你要是和別人玩夠了就回來，我一直在等你雙排

Come back if you've had enough with someone else. I've been waiting for you. Double row

三十二、和人吵架時(shí) 最好去樓梯吵 這樣的好處是吵完了雙方都有臺(tái)階下

It's better to go to the stairs when you quarrel with someone. The advantage is that both sides have steps down after the quarrel

三十三、教大家一個(gè)非常實(shí)用的生活技巧 先邁出左腳 再買出右腳 就可以走路了

Teach everyone a very practical life skill. First take the left foot and then buy the right foot to walk

三十四、既然喝水都胖 那我干嘛不喝奶茶

Since drinking water is fat, why don't I drink milk tea

三十五、上帝將戀愛的雨水灑落在人間 機(jī)智的我撐起了傘

God sprinkled the rain of love on the earth, and I held up my umbrella cleverly.