如何可愛(ài)的跟男朋友道歉，超甜套路，提前收藏好！

一，我是一個(gè)糊涂蟲是一個(gè)小笨蛋 但是請(qǐng)你相信 我不是故意惹你生氣的

I'm a fool and a little fool, but please believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry

二，好啦好啦你就不要生氣了嘛你生氣的話我也會(huì)不開(kāi)心的不開(kāi)心的寶寶是最可怕的我是小朋友不開(kāi)心是會(huì)死掉的

Ok, ok, don't be angry. If you are angry, I will be unhappy. Unhappy baby is the most terrible. I am a child. If you are not happy, you will die

三，相當(dāng)小蘑菇什么也不用干只需要撐傘發(fā)呆不像我現(xiàn)在在想怎么哄男朋友

Quite a little mushroom. Nothing to do. Just hold an umbrella. Not like I'm thinking about coaxing my boyfriend right now

四，我去買生蠔回家的路上生蠔全跳下袋子轉(zhuǎn)到泥土里原來(lái)這叫蠔喜歡泥

I went to buy oysters on the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and turned to the soil. It turned out that this is called oysters like mud

五，都是那該死的脾氣惹的禍 我一定會(huì)狠狠地罵它一頓的了 原諒我好嘛

It's that damn temper. I'm gonna kick its ass. Forgive me, okay

六，我真的錯(cuò)了 要不你親我一下消消氣

I was really wrong. Why don't you kiss me and calm down

七，你好，我是 的私人機(jī)器人羅寶，我的主人感覺(jué)到您不開(kāi)心了，讓我過(guò)來(lái)詢問(wèn)情況

Hello, this is private robot rob. My master senses you're upset. Let me come over and ask about it

八，別生氣辣，我給你猜一個(gè)謎語(yǔ)好不好？你欠我五元，卻還我十元（打一禮貌用語(yǔ)）嘻嘻，猜不到了，謎底是……我道歉

Don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me ten yuan (a polite term) hee hee, can not guess the horn, the answer is, I apologize

九，我知道，你一定生氣辣，因?yàn)椤愕念^發(fā)炸毛辣

I know, you must be angry, because, your hair is fried

十，聽(tīng)說(shuō)你是世界上最好的男朋友，你要不要證明到底有多好？矮油，不要生氣辣，人家心里慌慌的

I heard that you are the best boyfriend in the world, do you want to prove how good it is? Low oil, don't be angry, people are panicking

十一，我要去寫檢討辣大人，你讓小女子寫多少字的哇，小女子一定按時(shí)按量完成

I am going to write a review of spicy adults. How many words do you let the little woman write? Wow, the little woman must complete it on time and in quantity

十二，剛剛那些不好聽(tīng)的話都不是我說(shuō)噠，是 操控我的靈魂讓我說(shuō)的（可憐巴巴）

I didn't say those bad words just now, it was the manipulation of my soul that made me say it (poor)