英語版土味情話～妙極酷斃爽歪歪

經(jīng)典不可復制，美麗無可救藥！

當下流行的“土味情話”可謂酷斃了!帥呆了!簡直無法比喻了。那么用英文怎么說呢?這個表達，我們可以說：

①Cheesy pick-up lines

②Short sickly-sweet odes

③Cringeworthy one-liners

無不管情話怎么cheesy、hilarious，或者cringeworthy，這種求愛的心和土洋結(jié)合的段子在新冠疫情期間互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上即時傳播火爆圈內(nèi)外。心魔的結(jié)晶，像一杯樸素愛意的濃縮，小小一口，心緒為之尬半天。值此新冠結(jié)束之際，伊甸園學堂將這份熱氣騰騰的中西合璧，洋為中用的雙語土味情話呈現(xiàn)給你。

下面15種組合，注意體會每組的動感評語“好，好極了，棒極了，酷，太酷了，酷斃了”的細微差別。

①Is that Newcastle airport we hear?

Or is it just my heart taking off?

It's so cool/neat/fucking awesome!

紐卡斯爾機場是在附近嗎？

還是說我聽到的是我心起飛的聲音？酷斃了。

②Did you invent the airplane?Because you seem Wright for me.Bee's knees!

是你發(fā)明了飛機嗎？因為你對我來說就像“萊特”?？釘懒耍瑤洿袅?

(注意:W在Wright里不發(fā)音。酷斃帥呆為什么是蜜蜂的膝蓋呢？蜜蜂采蜜時，爪上會沾滿花粉，凝結(jié)成最好的精華。)

③Even if there wasn't gravity on earth,I'd still fall for you. On hearing your sweet words, I felt soooooo happy/ happy to death/very happy/very interesting/very delicious/good crisp.

即便地球沒有引力，我也會為你傾倒。What's on the menu? Me-n-U菜單上有什么？我和你。聽到你的密語甜言，我簡直樂壞了/爽歪歪。

④What pen did you use?

Because I can't erase you from my mind.

I can hardly give a description.

你用的什么筆??？

我為什么沒法把你從腦海里抹去。酷得無法言說。

⑤If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.Bout it!

如果你是三角形，一定是銳角那個?？釘懒?（acute與a cute讀音一樣，發(fā)現(xiàn)這個小心機了嘛？bout 美 [bat] 較量， 回合）

⑥Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I'll give it back.Thanks. You rock!可以借我一個吻嗎？我保證會還給你的。謝謝，實在是酷斃了。

⑦你知道墻、眼睛、膝蓋的英文是什么嗎？Wall, eye, knee.我也愛你！

Your new idea is awesome!

你的心點子真是酷斃了!

⑧Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?Fabulous

你相信一見鐘情嗎？

還是我應(yīng)該再經(jīng)過一遍？

妙極了!

⑨Do you have a Band-Aid?Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.It's cool/Cool!>It's neat/Neat!>It is righteous!你有創(chuàng)可貼嗎？剛剛為你傾倒時磕傷了膝蓋。太酷啦!

(10)I'm no photographer,but I can picture us together.You rock!/I rock! 我不是攝影師，但我可以構(gòu)想出我們在一起的樣子。動心啦!

(11)"Do you remember me? ""No.""Oh that's right,we've only met in my dreams." "Dogg，Hoooolllly!"“你記得我嗎？”“不記得?！薄芭秾α?，我們只在我的夢里見過?！?朋友 ，太棒了!"

注意口語:Holy['holi]=Hooollly

(12)Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?Amazing!/Cool!/Wonderful! 太好了?。袅耍。脴O了！你從天堂摔下來時疼不疼啊？（"你是天使"類似東方文化中的"天女下凡"橋段。）

(13)Are you a florist?Cause ever since I met you,my life has been rosy.Amazing!你是花匠嗎？因為自從我遇見你，我的生活一直很美好。好極了( )

(14)I'm not drunk,

I'm just intoxicated by you.

You're going to look so cool for me.

我沒喝多，

我只是為你陶醉。

在我眼里，你一定酷斃了。

(15)You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves,they wanna tell you you can't do it.If you want something, go get it. Period.如果你有夢想的話，就要去捍衛(wèi)它。那些一事無成的人想告訴你你也成不了大器。如果你有理想的話，就要去努力實現(xiàn)。就這樣。（美劇《當幸福來敲門時》經(jīng)典臺詞)